Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Cindy: Prince Charming is soooo needy, he is totally suffocating me. I was insane to marry him just because the shoe fit. He is so creepy, I am out of here.
Aurora: Thank you Prince Phillip for slaying the dragon, but now can you please get off the couch? I have spent enough of my life sleeping, I don't need to watch your open, drooling, snoring mouth with t.v.remote in hand. Arrrgh!
Ariel: I do not need to be a part of Prince Eric's world! Now I know how much gas a human man has once he becomes "comfortable". Gross me out!
Belle: Prince Adam has really let himself go, and I mean back to the Beast. I just cant wax that back hair again, its over!
Snow White: Well my Prince calls his Mom five times a day, and compares all of my cooking to hers. Please Prince Charming, we are through, go back home to live with your Momma!